Sene

(Best buddies sitting in a car headed on their first road trip together)

Steve: I'm so freakin' stoked for this trip.
Jo Bob: Ya I know. I can't believe we won!
Steve: 104.3 is the best.
Jo Bob: That there station is da' boom.
Steve: Winning contest tickets to the demolition derby is easy as eatin' pie.
Jo Bob: OH! Ya'll should stop by "Jimmy's" and get treats.
Steve: He haw that sounds like a kicken good idea.

(After stacking up on snacks, drinks and don't forget the beef jerky they where on their way)

Steve: Hey! Looky there Jo. Ain't those some hot chicks. Lets pick'm up.
Jo Bob: Hey ladies, wanna ride in our pick'mup truck. We can sure pick ya'll up.
Ladies: haha right!
Jo Bob: Oh come on, we go jerky. (grinning from ear to ear)
Ladies: Keep going before ya'll embarrass ya'll's selves ta death.
Steve: Come on Jo.

(Steve pushing the gas, forcing Jo to leave)
Steve: Well that was smooth.
Jo Bob: Ah shut up.