Friday, September 25, 2009
Sketch
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Sene
Steve: I'm so freakin' stoked for this trip.
Jo Bob: Ya I know. I can't believe we won!
Steve: 104.3 is the best.
Jo Bob: That there station is da' boom.
Steve: Winning contest tickets to the demolition derby is easy as eatin' pie.
Jo Bob: OH! Ya'll should stop by "Jimmy's" and get treats.
Steve: He haw that sounds like a kicken good idea.
Steve: Hey! Looky there Jo. Ain't those some hot chicks. Lets pick'm up.
Jo Bob: Hey ladies, wanna ride in our pick'mup truck. We can sure pick ya'll up.
Ladies: haha right!
Jo Bob: Oh come on, we go jerky. (grinning from ear to ear)
Ladies: Keep going before ya'll embarrass ya'll's selves ta death.
Steve: Come on Jo.
(Steve pushing the gas, forcing Jo to leave)
Steve: Well that was smooth.
Jo Bob: Ah shut up.
Monday, September 14, 2009
1st Page
They say the night that I was born the strangest thing had happened. A thunder storm had somehow came out of no where with no warning whatsoever, and engulfed the train. The tracks had been electrocuted at the same point that my cart passed over at the same time. I was quite small when I was born, and still wet from the trip to this strange world, I had been the only one to be electrocuted. Ever sense then the traveling circus of Radagast was never the same. This was how my life started.
I'm the first of any kind to turn purple after an electrocution. Even more strange I have special abilities. The electricity that ran through the train and into me, somehow encircled my heart and stayed there. I now have electric ablilities and with that I figued how to join the positive and negitive energy creating fire. Sadly because of that I also have not gron in the five years now sense my birth.
You don't know this but it comes out my trunk... yes I am an elephant, crazy but true. A small purple elephant with electricity running through my vains.